“Oh Granma”

By Sally

Oh Granma went to the chicken coop one day
To get some eggs but the chickens wouldn’t lay
She talked and danced but the chickens wouldn’t look
So she told them a story of an old goose that got cooked

Then the chickens laid
And cackled loud so
Granma would know
That the eggs were laid

When she got to the coop
She stepped in their poop
And Granma slid into the coop

But she gathered eggs ‘til
She had no more room
So she chased them around the coop
With a broom

She tired them out
So they couldn’t lay anymore
And once again Granma
Bought her eggs at the store!

July 2015

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