A couple of years ago I wrote “Never Again.” Guess what? I lied. Since then I have moved three times. Will I ever learn?
Somewhere around the same time I wrote “Boxes,” I got a lot of them from grocery stores. Are these peas or pears? Who knows? Open them “Old Underwear.” Seems like no matter how many you put away, you have more.
Have you seen the plastic ones you buy in the store? Well, I got two large ones. I never opened them. So this year, I’m going to open one on Christmas and sing “Merry Christmas” to myself. The next month, I’ll open the other one, and sing “Happy Birthday.”