Dear Paper Boy,
I was wondering if I could put the check for the delivery in the same place you put the paper?
I have a huge front porch. It’s covered, has an eight by five rug on the floor, has a table and chair on it. Off to the left is a small garden. It sits lower than the rest of the ground, so it collects a lot of water. The front yard is all grass. The sprinklers come on at five in the morning.
Oh, you know that?
I think it’s amazing that you can hit that small garden, or put it on the grass when it’s pitch dark.
Oh, the check for this month? It’s on the roof with yesterday’s paper.
Your friendly customer,
October 14, 2013