Phone

by Jim

I bought a new land line phone. I’ve never had so many calls. People want to sell me life insurance, health insurance, home insurance, house insurance, car insurance, pet insurance.

A real person called yesterday. “I’m taking a survey in your area,” she said. “Where do you live?” I said, “If you’re taking a survey in my area, you know where I live.” CLICK! “How rude,” I thought.

Mr. Jensen calls twice a day, in the morning and again in the afternoon. He says he will give me $50,000 to refinance. I’m going to do it. I hope the landlord doesn’t mind. It’s a rental.

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