Black Friday

By Jim

They call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday.” It’s “Black Friday” this and “Black Friday” that. Every newspaper you pick up says “Black Friday.” And TV, OMG! It’s “Black Friday” on all the ads. And there are a lot of them.

Why don’t we color the other days of the week? Like Gray Saturday, and White Sunday. How about Blue Monday? I think Tuesday is Pink, and Wednesday is Brown or Gold. And Thursday is Green.

What do you think? Oh, the next day is “Black Friday.”

December 2015